euesworld:

They don’t call me Mr Crabby Hands for nothing, I will pinch your ass all night long..

Hahaha.. *pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch* - eUë

thyrell:

thyrell:

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“omg im so happy for you guys! can i see the wedding pics?”
“yea sure check this out”

euesworld:

They don’t call me Mr Crabby Hands for nothing, I will pinch your ass all night long..

Hahaha.. *pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch* - eUë

euesworld:

They don’t call me Mr Crabby Hands for nothing, I will pinch your ass all night long..

Hahaha.. *pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch* - eUë

oneheadtoanother:

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supreme-leader-stoat:

strongermonster:

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

moodbig:

monsata:

radiofreederry:

I really have to admire how open Klobuchar is about hating Pete Buttigieg’s guts

Nobody hates Midwestern Americans like “people from a slightly different part of the Midwest”.

radiofreederry: